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| Yes friends, I am still alive. Well mostly at least 
Just wanted to let those of you who may not get the updates automatically, (I guess I could go check to see who does, but alas I am to lazy to again switch usernames.) that I have updated the kocherdjALERT blog a couple of times recently.
Maybe I'll even post something of value here sometime soon. 
Don't hold your breath.
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| Summer Classes for Men at
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
by Friday, September 26, 2008
*********NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR
CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS
MAXIMUM************
Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and
Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Class 5
Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM
Class 6
Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
Class 7
Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Class 8
Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined
Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.
Class 11
Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and
Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 14
The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.
Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
Send this to all the guys that you think can stand the heat, and to all the ladies for the best chuckle of their day! | | |
| WASHINGTON - The Bush administration's seizure of troubled mortgage giants Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac is potentially a $200 billion bet that it will help reverse a prolonged housing and credit crisis. "Effectively, the federal government has now become the nation's mortgage lender," he said. "This takes a major financial threat off the table." See the rest of the article here http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080907/ap_on_bi_ge/mortgage_giants_crisis Basically they are saying that the nations largest mortgage company is over 9,674,568,500,000 dollars in debt and we are all supposed to feel safe and secure now. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Just who do they think they are kidding? I was greatly dissapointed as I read on. The article continues Democratic presidential nominee Barack Obama issued a statement agreeing that some form of intervention was necessary, and promised, "I will be reviewing the details of the Treasury plan and monitoring its impact to determine whether it achieves the key benchmarks I believe are necessary to address this crisis." Republican presidential nominee John McCain also voiced support while his running mate, Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, said that Fannie and Freddie "have gotten too big and too expensive to the taxpayers. The McCain-Palin administration will make them smaller and smarter and more effective for homeowners who need help." I am greatly dissapointed that Palin is already falling into the box of your average Republicrat as so many before her have done. | | |
| So much has happened over the last year that I cannot even begin to explain.
For those who dont know, One year ago today I was in a car accident on my way home from work, that should have killed me. But there is a merciful God who was watching out for me and had His hand of protection around me. in spite of my numerous injuries, only one was 'life threatening' (fractured Spleen) and one more was very dangerous. (B/L bruised Lungs which could have easily developed pneumonia)
I was out of work for 2 1/2 months b/c my job as an EMT-B involves lots of heavy lifting and I had a broken collar bone with over 1/2 in of separation between the ends of the bone.
I could go on with more of the year but I don't want to bore you with details that wont make any sense without the parts I'm not going to share.
I do want to thank you all so much for your many prayers, and a special thanks to those of you who stopped by to see me in the Hospital. Special thanks is owed to the McNamee family who came the farthest but yet were the first 'non-blood' family who were there.
There are so many things on my mind, and I am FINALLY getting tired enough to be able to sleep in-spite of the speed at which my mind is running.
May God be glorified, and may I grown and learn even more in this coming year than in the last.
Daniel
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| Please take a few minutes and read this clear and concise reply to a series of questions posed by a big government, issues based, candidate for public office.
Answering John Murphy
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